SOCIALISM: You have 2 cows and you give one to your neighbor.
COMMUNISM: You have 2 cows the Government takes both and gives you some milk
FASCISM: You have 2 cows the Government takes both and sells you some milk
NAZISM: You have 2 cows the Government takes both. Then kill You
BUREAUCRACY: You have 2 cows the Government takes both, kills one, milk the other and throws the milk after.
TRADITIONAL CAPITALISM: You have 2 cows You sell one, buy a bull, herd multiplies and the economy grows smoothly. Then sell the whole herd, you become a rentier and live better.
AMERICAN ECONOMY: Have 2 cows, sell one and forcing another to produce the milk equivalent to 4 cows. Later, hires an expert to analyze why the cow dropped dead.
FRENCH ECONOMY: You have 2 cows and strike because you want 3.
JAPANESE ECONOMY: You have 2 cows and redesign in order to have the 1 / 10 the size and produce 20 times more milk. After planning a smart card, you call COWKEMON and sell around the world.
GERMAN ECONOMY: You have 2 cows and redesign in order to live 100 years, eat once a month and milked themselves.
ITALIAN ECONOMY: You have two cows, but do not know where they are located, so you break for lunch .
RUSSIAN ECONOMY: You have two cows, count and learn that in fact you have 5 .. You count again and learn you have 42. The third time you learn that you have two again. After you stop counting and open another bottle of vodka.
CHINESE ECONOMY: You have two cows, 300 people milking them, argues that ensuring full employment and high productivity. After arrest the journalist who announces the numbers above.
GREEK ECONOMY: You have two cows, sell both, but with the little money they give you give an advance to get a car, which was repaid in 7083 doses.
INDIAN ECONOMY: You have two cows and simply adore them.
BRITISH ECONOMY: You have two cows, which are both crazy
COMMUNISM: You have 2 cows the Government takes both and gives you some milk
FASCISM: You have 2 cows the Government takes both and sells you some milk
NAZISM: You have 2 cows the Government takes both. Then kill You
BUREAUCRACY: You have 2 cows the Government takes both, kills one, milk the other and throws the milk after.
TRADITIONAL CAPITALISM: You have 2 cows You sell one, buy a bull, herd multiplies and the economy grows smoothly. Then sell the whole herd, you become a rentier and live better.
AMERICAN ECONOMY: Have 2 cows, sell one and forcing another to produce the milk equivalent to 4 cows. Later, hires an expert to analyze why the cow dropped dead.
FRENCH ECONOMY: You have 2 cows and strike because you want 3.
JAPANESE ECONOMY: You have 2 cows and redesign in order to have the 1 / 10 the size and produce 20 times more milk. After planning a smart card, you call COWKEMON and sell around the world.
GERMAN ECONOMY: You have 2 cows and redesign in order to live 100 years, eat once a month and milked themselves.
ITALIAN ECONOMY: You have two cows, but do not know where they are located, so you break for lunch .
RUSSIAN ECONOMY: You have two cows, count and learn that in fact you have 5 .. You count again and learn you have 42. The third time you learn that you have two again. After you stop counting and open another bottle of vodka.
CHINESE ECONOMY: You have two cows, 300 people milking them, argues that ensuring full employment and high productivity. After arrest the journalist who announces the numbers above.
GREEK ECONOMY: You have two cows, sell both, but with the little money they give you give an advance to get a car, which was repaid in 7083 doses.
INDIAN ECONOMY: You have two cows and simply adore them.
BRITISH ECONOMY: You have two cows, which are both crazy